He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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