I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
