I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
