my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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