so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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