Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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