my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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