oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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