Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed