.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.