you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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