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  You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.

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• (315): View more from New York

  We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.

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  Tornado warnings are fun!

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub

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• (516): View more from New York

  well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks

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• (518): View more from New York

  I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ

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  he is risen halelujah

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• (661): View more from California

  He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake

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