Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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