What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Green mimosas i think yes
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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