Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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