Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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