my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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