everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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