no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
