weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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