Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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