It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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