No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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