After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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