Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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