I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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