is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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