You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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