It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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