that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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