pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think people are normalizing furries
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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