I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
