I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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