I bet he comes in French.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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