we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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