Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Even my vagina gasped.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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