this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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