just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So much Jack, so little girl.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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