Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
How's work?
Spinning.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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