So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
