the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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