My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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