Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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