um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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