Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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