I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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