I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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