I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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