You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
sex in a hospital.. check
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Inconspicuously
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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