just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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