yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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