Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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