we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think i got beer on your cat.
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