Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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