hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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