i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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