I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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