At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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