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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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