Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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