Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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