Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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